Culture: Game of Thrones Table Runners

Show your house pride with these Game of Thrones Table Runners from ThinkGeek.

Game of Thrones Table Runners, Set of 3:

$49.99

DESSERT IS COMING

Picture this: You’ve invited the family over for a big holiday feast. Cousins, kids – the whole crew is coming. And they’re not going to all fit at your dining room table, so you decide to haul in a few extra tables. But here’s the catch: you don’t have decorations for three tables. If you’re like us, you don’t even have decorations for ONE table. Who decorates a table? GRANDMA DOES. So how are you going to impress your Grandma while also distracting her from how dry your turkey is?

The solution is right here, with this exclusive set of table runners straight outta Westeros! Each one features the colors and sigil of a different Game of Thrones House – Stark, Targaryen, or Lannister – so you can make your family feel like royalty (while also making the seating arrangements a subtle popularity contest, because #familydrama). Seat yourself at the table for the House you think deserves the Iron Throne, and hope that none of the other tables rise up to march against you. After all, there ain’t no dinner party like a Westerosi dinner party… because their parties typically end in murder. By comparison, your get-togethers will be a smashing success no matter what!

Warning: Don’t use the Lannister runner on the kids table. It never ends well for Lannister children…

Product Specifications 

  • Game of Thrones Table Runner Set of 3
  • Officially-licensed HBO’s Game of Thrones merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Includes three runners with the colors and sigils of House Stark, House Targaryen, and House Lannister (1x each)
  • Make your guests feel like royalty, and your food look fit for a King (or Khaleesi)
  • If your meal doesn’t end in rebellion or bloodshed, you’re ahead!
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Dimensions: 72″ long x 16″ wide each

About Jeremiah Fat-Bastard Slack

Jeremiah Fat-Bastard Slack

Just another G33k out in the verse having fun and helping spread g33k news and culture everywhere!!

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