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Culture: New Geeky Plush Bouquets From ThinkGeek

 

ThinkGeek has released a new line of plush bouquets just in time for you to get your geeky significant other for Valentines Day, or just because ;).

Star Wars Plush Bouquet 3.0:

$79.99

THE BEST WAY TO SAY BOTH “I LOVE YOU” AND “I KNOW”

When you search for “Star Wars Bouquet,” some pretty dang epic bridal arrangements come back. Our favorites are the ones that feature stems wrapped to look like lightsaber hilts. Of course, that makes the tossing of the bouquet dangerous in a whole new way….

For when you need an out-of-this-world way to say, “I love you” or “I know” or “Utinni!!!,” we offer this Star Wars Plush Bouquet. With BB-8, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Han Solo, Leia, R2-D2, Wicket, Yoda, and a Porg, it features both good and bad guys, all of whom are 17% cuter than usual (we didn’t even know that was *possible* with a Porg) because they’re super-deformed. They come on long “stem” dowels, but you can easily pop them off for playtime, and then reattach them for display later. Try that with your fancy flowers.

Product Specifications 

  • Star Wars Plush Bouquet 3.0
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars: The Last Jedi merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Bouquet of 9 adorable Star Wars characters
  • Long-stemmed BB-8, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Han Solo, Leia, R2-D2, Wicket, Yoda, and a Porg
  • Each super-deformed plush attaches to a “stem” (dowel) via 2 elastic loops on its back plus a cap and can be removed
  • Bouquet is wrapped in black crepe paper with a red bow
  • Materials: Polyester and polyurethane
  • Care Instructions: Hand wash cold
  • Imported
  • Plush Dimensions: 4 1/2 – 6″ tall each
  • Bouquet Dimensions: approx. 18″ x 10″ x 3″
  • Box keeps bouquet in pristine shape during shipping
  • Ages 3+

Plush Kitten Bouquet 2.0:

$49.99

THE PURR-FECT GIFT

We’ve never understood why tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It’s really silly if you think about it. We’d much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a kindle of kittens. (That’s right. Cats had the word before Jeff Bezos.)

This Plush Kitten Bouquet comes with 9 “longstem” cats: three orange tabbies, three grey tabbies, and three black and white kittens. That’s a total of 81 lives between them! The kittens are attached to their “stems” (wooden dowels) by the back of their collars and are easily removed. We’re guessing these little guys are between 8 and 9 weeks, because most of them still have bright blue eyes. They never pee outside the litterbox, and they don’t leave fur on everything. Plus, this bouquet is guaranteed to be 100% less squirmy and squeaky than actual kittens.

Bonus tip for actual cat owners:
Step 1. Remove kittens from “stems.” Put in a safe place, away from pets.
Step 1a. Attach ribbons to “stems.” You now have 9 new cat toys!
Step 2. ????
Step 3. Pawfit.

Product Specifications 

  • Plush Kitten Bouquet 2.0
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Roses die; give the gift of snuggly kittens!
  • Bouquet of 9 tiny plush kittens in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting
  • 3 orange tabby, 3 grey tabby, and 3 black & white
  • That’s 81 total lives!
  • Each kitten is on a “stem” which can be detached
  • Bouquet is wrapped in white and blue crepe paper with a silver bow
  • Materials: 100% polyester exterior with 100% cotton fill
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Kitten Dimensions: 4 1/2″ tall, 3 1/2″ wide, 5″ nose to tail; Bouquet c. 16″ wide x 24″ tall
  • Bouquet Dimensions: approx. 18″ x 9″ x 3″
  • Box keeps bouquet in pristine shape during shipping
  • Ages 3+

Plush Science of Love Bouquet:

$39.99

YOU TWO HAVE CHEMISTRY

We love it when we can geek out with somebody else about what we’re passionate about. But when that thing is science and that person becomes your lab-partner-for-life? That’s a bond that can’t be broken.

This Plush Science of Love Bouquet has nine little plushes – three Erlenmeyer flasks bubbling with little embroidered heart solutions and six molecular structures. The plush molecules celebrate the magical goodness of dopamine (black), which helps regulate the pleasure centers of the brain amongst other things, and serotonin (blue), antidepressant and OCD-inhibitor extraordinaire. And if the person you gift this to likes it, looking at this bouquet will probably release both neurotransmitters in their brain. That’s a solid positive association to have on your side, in our opinion. Can’t hurt.

Note: This also works for someone who just LOVES science. Parents of chemistry majors rejoice.

Product Specifications 

  • Plush Science of Love Bouquet
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Roses die; give the eternal gift of science!
  • Bouquet of 9 plushes in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting
  • Each plush is on a “stem” which can be detached
  • 3 Erlenmeyer flasks + 3 molecules of dopamine + 3 molecules of serotonin
  • Each plush is on a “stem” which can be detached
  • Bouquet is wrapped in pink crepe paper and purple mylar with a pink bow
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Plush Dimensions: 5″ wide molecules, 5″ tall flasks
  • Bouquet Dimensions: approx. 18″ x 9″ x 2″
  • Box keeps bouquet in pristine shape during shipping
  • Ages 3+

Plush Dragon Bouquet:

$59.99

LIGHT MY FIRE

Some days we just wish we could “dracarys” the whole world. Well, not the whole world. Not you. We like you. But on occasion we do wish we had a few dragons of our own at our beck and call to do our bidding. And sit on the couch and play video games with us and warm up our ice cream when it comes right out of the freezer and is an unspoonable solid block.

Gift someone their own adorable and huggable dragon army with this Plush Dragon Bouquet. Each bouquet has nine total chromatic dragons: three red, three green, and three purple. Your flight of dragons comes wrapped in purple and copper paper, ready for gifting. But, of course, none of us would blame you if you decided to keep one for yourself.

Product Specifications 

  • Plush Dragon Bouquet
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Roses die; give the magical gift of dragons!
  • Bouquet of 9 tiny dragons in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting
  • Each dragon is on a “stem” which can be detached
  • 3 red + 3 green + 3 purple
  • Bouquet is wrapped in purple crepe paper and copper mylar with a purple bow
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Dragon Dimensions: 5 1/2″ tall x 3 1/2″ wide x 4″ deep
  • Bouquet Dimensions: approx. 19″ x 11″ x 3″
  • Box keeps bouquet in pristine shape during shipping
  • Ages 3+

Plush Book Bouquet:

$59.99

IT’S A BOOK-QUET!

If the person you like to curl up with also enjoys curling up with a good book, we have the perfect gift. This faux floral arrangement brings new meaning to having your “nose in a book.” And we promise that the only creepy crawlies this bouquet will attract will be bookworms.

A great gift for bibliophiles, this Plush Book Bouquet looks great in a reading nook or on a bookshelf. An arrangement of nine novels, it includes literary canon favorites Alice in WonderlandSherlock Holmes, and Dracula. Just don’t give it to a librarian whilst on the job. She or he might squeak and violate the whole “silence in the library” rule. Shhh.

Product Specifications 

  • Plush Book Bouquet
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Roses die; give the magical gift of reading!
  • Bouquet of 9 classics in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting
  • Each novel is on a “stem” which can be detached
  • Includes Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, and Dracula
  • Each plush is on a “stem” which can be detached
  • Bouquet is wrapped in purple crepe paper and purple mylar with a purple bow
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Book Dimensions: 4″ tall x 3″ wide x 1″ deep
  • Bouquet Dimensions: approx. 18″ x 9″ x 3″
  • Box keeps bouquet in pristine shape during shipping
  • Ages 3+

Plush Unicorn Bouquet 2.0:

$59.99

UNICORNS ARE FOREVER

We’ve never understood why tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It’s really silly if you think about it. We’d much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a gaggle of unicorns.

You heard right, a gaggle of unicorns. (Or a “blessing” if you wanna be technical.) Think about it. Unicorns are magical. Love is magical. Unicorns are beautiful. Love is beautiful. Unicorns never fart. Love tries to fart in the other room. A unicorn chaser can make you forget bad things. Love makes you forget bad things.

Give the gift of everlasting magic with our Plush Unicorn Bouquet. This huge bouquet is just as impressive as anything you could get at a dead flower shop. It’s wrapped in lavender crepe paper and a pink bow and contains 11 miniature plush unicorns on removable stems. The best part about this bouquet? Like your love, it will never die!

(If you’re wondering what’s new in 2.0, the biggest difference is that it arrives in a protective presentation box instead of a dedicated cardboard shipper with the product name on the side, which was detrimental to sneaky gifting.)

Product Specifications

  • Plush Unicorn Bouquet 2.0
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Roses die; give the magical gift of unicorns!
  • Bouquet of 11 tiny plush unicorns in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting
  • Each unicorn is on a “stem” which can be detached
  • Unicorns have posable legs and can stand, sit, lie down, and brohoof
  • Bouquet is wrapped in white and purple crepe paper with a pink bow
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Unicorn Dimensions: 4″ (snout to rump) x 5″ (hoof to tip of horn)
  • Bouquet Dimensions: approx. 20″ x 11″ x 3″
  • Box keeps bouquet in pristine shape during shipping
  • Ages 3+

Plush Planetary Bouquet:

$39.99

GIVE THE ONE YOU LOVE SOME SPACE

You’re never too young to learn about the solar system, and you’re never too old to give Pluto a big ol’ hug! Now with this Plush Planetary Bouquet you can do both at once. And you don’t have to worry about traveling all the way out to the Kuiper Belt or finding the right gear to handle conditions at -375° Fahrenheit.

If “to the Moon and back” is an insufficient description of the extent of your love, you should gift our Plush Planetary Bouquet, which goes the distance. It’s a quick tour of our solar system including the Sun, all 8 full-fledged planets, and even dwarf planet Pluto. Wrapped up in black paper with gold and silver specks, it’s sure to make an impact (without the pesky crater side-effect).

Product Specifications 

  • Plush Planetary Bouquet
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Roses die; give the celestial gift of our solar system!
  • Bouquet of 10 tiny celestial objects in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting
  • The Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and even Pluto!
  • Each plush is on a plastic “stem” which can be detached
  • Bouquet is wrapped in black crepe paper and black paper with gold and silver specks with a grey bow
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Celestial Object Dimensions: 4″ diameter Sun, 2″ diameter Pluto
  • Bouquet Dimensions: approx. 19″ x 9″ x 3″
  • Box keeps bouquet in pristine shape during shipping
  • Ages 3+

Plush Corgi Bouquet:

$49.99

WOW, TINY PUPPY – SUCH FLUFF – MUCH GIFT

You know we here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ have dogs at the office. It’s one of the best things about working here (besides the fact that an R/C helicopter could fly into your airspace at any moment). So when y’all commented on the Plush Kitten Bouquet that you’d like to see a puppy version, we got right on that.

Technically this is a Plush Corgi Bouquet, but since these are super-deformed plushes, they could be many different breeds of dog, including our favoritest breed – mutt. You get nine of them in a bouquet, ready for cuddling. These tiny little guys are doin’ a blep. In case you need to surreptitiously sneak one into a pocket for a surprise, you can pop the little puppers off their “stems” easily and put them back on at will. Isn’t it time to snuggle a bunch of puppies today?

Product Specifications

  • Plush Corgi Bouquet
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Roses die; give the gift of puppies!
  • Bouquet of 9 tiny doggos in a beautiful wrap, ready for gifting
  • Each pup is on a “stem” which can be detached
  • 3 each in 3 sets of different colorings
  • Bouquet is wrapped in green and white crepe paper with a white bow
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Dog Dimensions: 4 1/2″ tall x 3 1/2″ wide x 5″ deep
  • Bouquet Dimensions: approx. 20″ x 11″ x 3″
  • Box keeps bouquet in pristine shape during shipping
  • Ages 3+

 

 

 

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