Culture: New ThinkGeek Finds; From Pickle Rick Sleeping Bag To Phaser Controlled Rock Light

ThinkGeek is always full of great products, this time we found two great mood lights, some out of this world earbuds, and fun Pickle Rick Sleeping Bag.

 

Star Trek TOS Phaser-Controlled Rock Mood Light:

$69.99

DOES NOT COME WITH ALFA 177 CANINE

Let’s chat about “The Enemy Within” from Star Trek: The Original Series. Everybody focuses on the dog. Or how Other Kirk treats Yeoman Rand. But we’re here to remember Mister Sulu’s situation: with Alfa 177 headed for 120° below zero, he and the landing party are stuck on the planet with nothing but blankets, phasers, and rocks. So you know what we’re in for: huddling under blankets next to rocks superheated by phasers.

And while rocks can hold heat for a while which is what makes hot stone massage so relaxing, in our own attempts we haven’t managed to make one hot enough to glow. But we do have the next best thing: a “rock” that glows when you point a “phaser” at it.

It’s a rock-shaped shell with an LED inside that comes with an I/R remote shaped like a Type-1 phaser. What that means is that in Survival mode, you can fire your phaser at this rock and it will glow red. Not hot. You’ll have to use your imagination there. And as soon as you stop firing, it dims. Just like on the show.

But wait. There’s more. We predict the Atmosphere mode will make you say, “Oh my!” With five different settings, you can choose to have your rock glow one color, cycle through colors, glow with maximum brightness, or dim over a period of ten minutes to allow you to drift peacefully off to sleep and have sweet dreams of boldly going where no one has gone before.

Product Specifications 

  • Star Trek TOS Phaser-Controlled Rock Mood Light
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Original Series merchandise
  • An SDCC ThinkGeek exclusive from our friends at The Wand Company
  • Hand-painted “rock” modeled after the effects seen on Alfa 177 in “The Enemy Within”
  • Two modes: Survival (which “heats” the rock) and Atmosphere (which turns it into a light show)
  • Remote looks like the Type-1 phaser from the first season of TOS
  • In Survival mode, pressing and holding the remote’s trigger makes phaser firing sounds and imparts a red glow to the rock (as if you’re heating it)
  • Glow dims once you release the trigger
  • In Atmosphere mode, rock can
    • Glow one of 7 colors
    • Cycle through the colors slowly
    • Cycle through the colors quickly
    • Glow with warm light at maximum brightness
    • Dim slowly over a period of 10 minutes
  • Atmosphere mode can be controlled via phaser remote or buttons on the bottom of the rock
  • Maximum I/R Distance: 10 ft.
  • Materials: ABS Plastic
  • Care Instructions: Dust with a damp cloth
  • Imported
  • Batteries: 2 AAA for remote + 4 AA batteries or USB power for rock
  • Dimensions: 7.3″ tall x 6.7″ wide x 6.3″ deep
  • Weight: 1 lb. rock (with batteries)
  • Includes specimen rock sample, phaser replica remote, Starfleet standard issue Emergency survival blanket, USB charging cable, and manual
  • For indoor use only

 

Fallout Nuka-Cola Quantum Mood Light:

$29.99

NUKA-COLA QUANTUM OUTSHINES THE COMPETITION!

You already know and love America’s favorite soft drink, Nuka-Cola. It’s got the unique taste that only a combination of seventeen different fruit flavors can provide! And now the Nuka-Cola Company is proud to present: Nuka-Cola Quantum! With an eighteenth fruit flavor (pomegranate) and mildly radioactive strontium isotope to give it a bright blue glow, you’ll go nuts for the new Nuka-Cola that delivers twice the calories, twice the carbohydrates, twice the caffeine, and twice the taste! Coming to a vending machine near you: October 23rd, 2077.

But if you can’t wait for the apocalypse, you can pick up your own personal Fallout Nuka-Cola Quantum Mood Light right here. A GameStop / ThinkGeek exclusive for SDCC 2018, this lamp has the signature blue glow of Nuka-Cola Quantum in the rocket-shaped bottle. Just don’t try to drink it.

Product Specifications 

  • Fallout Nuka-Cola Quantum Mood Light
  • Officially-licensed Fallout 4 merchandise
  • A GameStop / ThinkGeek exclusive for SDCC 2018
  • Lamp with the signature blue glow of Nuka-Cola Quantum in the rocket-shaped bottle
  • Materials: Injection molded for precision
  • Imported
  • Batteries: 3 LR44 button cell batteries (included)
  • Can also be powered via USB with included cable
  • Dimensions: 8″ tall x 3 1/3″ diameter, 43″ USB charging cable
  • Ages 14+

 

Star Trek Wireless Vulcan Earbuds:

$39.99

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR SPOCK OUT

Don’t call it a comeback
I been here for years
With my pointy ears and havin no fear
Cryin no tears (well, some) like a Farr – Pon
Listen to the Kirk go KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Emotion, overpowerin
Despite my detachment, I’m glowerin
Romulans stop, when I drop these lyrics that’ll make you gimme props
Evil chin hair, I can disprove
Don’t ever compare
Me to the rest that’ll all be sliced by a plot device
My mind meld’s also real nice

I’m gonna Spock you out.
Mama said Spock you out.

So you don’t HAVE to listen to LL Cool J while wearing these, but we’re just sayin’. Maybe use these Spock-ear earbuds to jam to some Vulcan lute or take a call. Or perhaps their inspiration will help you tap into some of that Vulcan cool when you’re on the phone with your cable company (if you still have one of those… ours brings us the Interwebs). They come with 3 sizes of silicone eartips, and you can use them for 4-5 hours on a single charge (depending on the volume). We’re going to wear ours when we go running, because watching people do a double-take is fun.
Product Specifications 

  • Star Trek Wireless Vulcan Earbuds
  • Officially-licensed Star Trek: The Original Series merchandise
  • In-line microphone and one-click button to answer/end calls, adjust volume, and control music
  • Includes silicone eartips in 3 sizes
  • Pantone color-matched to Spock’s original Vulcan skin tone makeup
  • Compatible with devices running Bluetooth 4.0® + EDR
  • Speaker Impedance: Φ 10mm 32
  • Frequency Response: 20Hz-20KHz
  • Output Power: 40mW
  • Wireless Range: 32 ft.
  • Signal-to-Noise Ratio: 80dB
  • Imported
  • Batteries: 3.7V/90mAh (rechargeable via USB cable, included)
  • Standby Time: 180 hours
  • Talk Time: 4-5 hours
  • Charging Time: 2 hours
  • Dimensions: 4″ tall x 2 1/4″ wide “ears” + 2 ft. cable between ears + 1 ft. long charging cable
  • Weight: just over an ounce for the ears and cable
  • Includes earphones, 3 sets of silicone eartips, and USB to micro-USB charging cable
  • Ages 4+
  • WARNING – SMALL PARTS – Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 

 

Rick and Morty Pickle Rick Sleeping Bag:

$24.99

YOU’RE PICKLE RICK!

Pickle Rick: Uh, here’s something that’s never happened before: I’m a pickle. I’m Pickle Rick!
Morty: Are you going to, I mean, you know, is this the first part of some magic trick?
Pickle Rick: I don’t do magic, Morty, I do science. One takes brains, the other takes dark eyeliner.
Morty: Well, can you move? Can you fly?
Pickle Rick: I wouldn’t be much of a pickle if I could.
Morty: All right, well, do pickles live forever or –
Pickle Rick: Morty, stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed. I’m a pickle.
– “Pickle Rick”

We all have things we don’t want to do, right? It’s high time you turned yourself into Pickle Rick to get out of attending awkward family therapy or going to stupid class or having to run boring errands. Pack this Pickle Rick sleeping bag and take off for another dimension – one in which you sleep. A lot.

It’s not just a sleeping bag. It’s also a great costume. No, you can’t move in, but then that’s kind of the point when you’re a pickle. Just make sure you have somebody around to help you change back. Maybe not so much with a random syringe as with the double zippers.

Product Specifications 

  • Pickle Rick Sleeping Bag
  • Officially-licensed Rick & Morty merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive for SDCC
  • Lightweight 1-2 season mummy-style sleeping bag, great for summer camping
  • Or wearing as a full-body costume
  • Also may prompt the sock guard to leave his post
  • Double zipper closure
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash warm. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported
  • Dimensions: 86″ x 29″
  • WARNING – SMALL PARTS – Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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