Culture: Rick and Morty Universal Sunshades

With the Summer fast approaching these new Rick and Morty Universal Sunshades ThinkGeek might be just what you need to help keep your vehicle cooler.

 

Rick and Morty – Portal Jump Universal Sunshade:

$19.99

IT’S L-LIKE LIVIN’ ON THE SUN, MORTY.

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. The birds are chirping, and the sun is shining, and there isn’t a cloud in the sky. All that is wonderful, but all those things are turning the inside of your car into an oven. Maybe the birds don’t have anything to do with it, but we can’t rule them out just yet. Believe it or not, Rick and Morty are here to protect you from those harmful rays. We don’t recommend letting them protect you from much else, just as a disclaimer.

Protect yourself, and your car, with the Rick and Morty – Portal Jump Universal Sunshade. This sunshade will fit in most cars, trucks, vans, and smaller spaceships, and help keep out those pesky solar rays that make you break out in a sweat after just trying to find that thing you left in the glove compartment.

Product Specifications 

  • Rick and Morty – Portal Jump Universal Sunshade
  • Officially-licensed Rick and Morty merchandise
  • Keep the sun and heat out of your car with the use of science. Sunshade is not an actual portal.
  • Universal size fits most cars, trucks, and vans
  • Protects, cools, and blocks out UV rays
  • Dimensions: 57″ x 27″

Rick and Morty – Car Full of Meeseeks Universal Sunshade:

$19.99

I’M MR. MEESEEKS!

So you had to push the button and ask Mr. Meeseeks to protect your auto from UV rays. And then you went to watch a movie at the mall. And grab a quick bite to eat. And maybe swing by the LEGO store. Look. That’s an eternity for a Meeseeks. Hopefully the sun will set soon. Otherwise, you’re probably going to want to call an Uber.

Let Meeseeks from Rick and Morty protect your vehicle from harmful UV rays. And possibly destroy the rest of it in the process. Oh wait. Was that outloud? We weren’t supposed to say that part, as the manufacturer indicated it might diminish sales. So just act like you didn’t read that, k? Cause we don’t want these at our warehouse.

Product Specifications 

  • Rick and Morty – Car Full of Meeseeks Universal Sunshade
  • Officially-licensed Rick and Morty merchandise
  • Meeseeks on the front protect your car from UV rays
  • Plain silver on reverse
  • 2 elastic bands keep it compact when accordion folded for storage
  • Universal size fits most cars, trucks, and vans
  • Protects, cools, and blocks out UV rays
  • Dimensions: 57″ x 27″
  • Ages 14+

Rick and Morty – Protect Summer Universal Sunshade:

$19.99

NOT A BAD TRADE FOR SPIDER PEACE

My function is to “keep Summer safe,” not “keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe, and stuff” … That’s you. That’s how you talk.
– ship’s AI from “The Ricks Must Be Crazy”

We can’t promise this sunshade will keep you safe. It will protect you and the inside of your vehicle from UV rays, but it ain’t going to cut humans that approach the car into bite-sized chunks. Which is good, we think. Unless you’re in a version of Earth with giant telepathic spiders. In which case, get out of the ship and get yourself some of the best ice cream in the multiverse!

Product Specifications 

  • Rick and Morty – Car Full of Meeseeks Universal Sunshade
  • Officially-licensed Rick and Morty merchandise
  • Front features the Keep Summer Safe scene from “The Ricks Must Be Crazy”
  • Plain silver on reverse
  • 2 elastic bands keep it compact when accordion folded for storage
  • Universal size fits most cars, trucks, and vans
  • Protects, cools, and blocks out UV rays
  • Dimensions: 57″ x 27″
  • Ages 14+
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