Fashion: Adorkable Chiffon Cover-Up Robes

Check out these new adorkable Chiffon Cover-Up Robes from Think Geek.

Spider-Gwen:

$39.99

S/M or L/XL

RELAX ON ANY EARTH

You know what Peter and Gwen? We can adhere to flat surfaces, too. Check it out: not even our alarm can pry us out of bed when we’re not motivated. And occasionally we find our butts adhered to the couch for reasons entirely beyond our control (we’re looking at you, Luke Cage). But a radioactive spider has never bitten us, mostly because we’re immediately in fight or flight mode when we spy out of the corner of our eye something with more than four legs. It never stands a chance.

This black and white Spider-Gwen Chiffon Cover-Up Robe is decorated using cleverly pieced fabric and printed webbing under the arms. The polyester fabric is a sheer chiffon except for the aqua satin trim and belt. And the elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it. Because we’ve met you.

Product Specifications

  • Spider-Gwen Chiffon Cover-Up Robe
  • Officially-licensed Spider-Man merchandise
  • Sheer black and white chiffon with kimono-style sleeves
  • Aqua satin trim and belt
  • Webbing printed on underside of sleeves
  • Gwen’s cowl printed on the back between the shoulders
  • Elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it
  • Interior tie for extra security
  • Also works as a great cover-up for the pool or beach
  • Materials: 100% polyester chiffon with satin trim
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Wonder Woman:

$39.99

S/M or L/XL

WHETHER OR NOT YOU LOVE HER, SHE LOVES YOU

Right off the bat, we’re going to point out that New 52 Wonder Woman might not be for everyone. Spoiler alert: she’s the God of War. She ends up committing an awful lot of outright killing. There’s the relationship with Superman. And we’re going to act like that teddy bear thing didn’t happen. Yes, we just did a Jedi hand wave at DC Comics.

If you love New 52 Wonder Woman, awesome. This robe has her logo on the back. If you don’t, the logo’s only on the back, so you never see it while you’re wearing it. The satin belt and trim have a silvery-white color scheme. We’re going to be cheesy and call it moonlight, because that’s what it reminds us of. And the rest of this this robe comes in the familiar red, white, and blue Wonder Woman color scheme. The polyester fabric is a sheer chiffon except for the silvery-white satin trim and belt. And the elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it. Because we’ve met you.

Product Specifications

  • Wonder Woman Chiffon Cover-Up Robe
  • Officially-licensed DC Comics merchandise
  • Sheer red, white, and blue chiffon with kimono-style sleeves
  • Silvery-white satin trim and belt
  • Embroidered design on front includes white satin appliques
  • Silver embroidered New 52 logo on the back between the shoulders
  • Elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it
  • Interior tie for extra security
  • Also works as a great cover-up for the pool or beach
  • Materials: 100% polyester chiffon with satin trim
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Star Wars Droid Floral:

$39.99

S/M or L/XL

PARTICIPATE IN A DROID COVER-UP

Not a morning person? Try this mind hack to get yourself up and out of bed: pretend you’re a droid. Hang this robe by your bed. When the alarm goes off, sit up immediately. You’re a droid! This is your programming! You cannot resist. Slap off the alarm, pull on your robe, and shuffle off to the bathroom for your morning hygiene protocol. Then shuffle to the kitchen for refueling. By the time you shuffle back to the bedroom to get dressed, you’ll be awake and can return to being a humanoid!

This purple Star Wars Droid Floral Chiffon Cover-Up Robe is decorated with mandalas made from R2-D2’s dome and C-3PO’s head, which can almost pass as flowers. Almost. The polyester fabric is a sheer chiffon except for the white satin trim and belt. And the elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it. Because we’ve met you.

Product Specifications

  • Star Wars Droid Floral Chiffon Cover-Up Robe
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • Sheer purple chiffon with kimono-style sleeves
  • Mandalas made from Artoo’s dome and Threepio’s head
  • White satin trim and belt
  • Elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it
  • Interior tie for extra security
  • Also works as a great cover-up for the pool or beach
  • Materials: 100% polyester chiffon with satin trim
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Batgirl:

$39.99

S/M or L/XL

LOOK SMART IN THIS ROBE

Batgirl loves information. No matter what she’s up to, at her core Barbara Gordon’s still that geeky librarian. That’s why we think this robe’s perfect for her. Should you decide to stay home this weekend, maybe settle in on the couch, you could put on this robe and cuddle up with a good book or six. Sounds just about perfect to us.

This grey Batgirl Chiffon Cover-Up Robe is decorated with Batman logos and has a yellow Batman logo embroidered on the chest. The polyester fabric is a sheer chiffon except for the vibrant purple satin trim and belt. And the elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it. Because we’ve met you.

Product Specifications

  • Batgirl Chiffon Cover-Up Robe
  • Officially-licensed Batman merchandise
  • Sheer grey chiffon with kimono-style sleeves
  • Repeating Batman logos on the chiffon
  • Bright purple satin trim and belt
  • Batman logo in yellow embroidered on the chest (with a soft backing so it isn’t scratchy)
  • Elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it
  • Interior tie for extra security
  • Also works as a great cover-up for the pool or beach
  • Materials: 100% polyester chiffon with satin trim
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Poison Ivy:

$39.99

S/M or L/XL

NO MAN CAN RESIST

You may not have all those weird pheromones and plant abilities working for you, but maybe you got a green thumb. Or two. Hey! Who’s got two green thumbs and a place full of glorious, happy, CO2 emitting plants? This girl! And now you have a robe that shows off those botanical abilities. Or just your glorious red hair. We’re good with that, too.

This green Poison Ivy Chiffon Cover-Up Robe is decorated with lotus flowers and has a dark green satin yoke embellished with ivy. The polyester fabric is a sheer chiffon except for the dark green satin trim and belt. And the elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it. Because we’ve met you.

Product Specifications

  • Poison Ivy Chiffon Cover-Up Robe
  • Officially-licensed Batman merchandise
  • Sheer green chiffon with kimono-style sleeves
  • Dark green satin yoke with vinyl ivy applied along the edge
  • Repeating lotus print on the chiffon
  • Dark green satin trim and belt
  • Poison Ivy’s name center back between the shoulders
  • Elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it
  • Interior tie for extra security
  • Also works as a great cover-up for the pool or beach
  • Materials: 100% polyester chiffon with satin trim
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

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