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Fashion: New Star Wars and Captain America Dress Socks Make A Perfect Stocking Stuffer

Check out these fun new Star Wars and Captain America themed dress socks from Think Geek.

Darth Vader Holiday Dress Socks:

$24.99

COME TO THE DORK SIDE. WE DON’T STINK.

Ugly, dorky, holiday sweaters. We pull them out once a year, have a good laugh over how ridiculous we all look, then put them back in the drawer to sit for another 11.9 months, until we can laugh at them again.

What an inefficient use of comedy props!

With the Darth Vader Holiday Dress Socks, you can keep the dorky fun of your favorite tacky holiday sweater, even under the most solemn business suit. The design is also appropriate for after the holidays, since Star Destroyers replaced Christmas lights.

Unlike a holiday sweater, which can make you perspire, and stink up the close quarters of Aunt Edna’s formal dining room, the Darth Vader Holiday Dress socks are made from moisture-wicking material, to get sweat off your skin.

The JuteCell® yarn even has anti-microbial properties, which means you will stink much less than you would in your Ugly Christmas Sweater. Which probably smells like mothballs.

Product Specifications 

  • Darth Vader Holiday Dress Socks
  • Officially-licensed Lucasfilm LTD merchandise
  • Moisture-wicking, anti-microbial fabric
  • Perfect for the cousin with stinky feet who really can’t take subtle hints
  • One size fits most (up to men’s size 12)
  • Materials: 37% Jutecell®, 55% polyester, 2% spandex, 6% other
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported
  • Includes one pair

R2-D2 Holiday Dress Socks:

$24.99

THE DRESS SOCKS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR

The holiday season is great for so many reasons. Your priorities and fun may come in the form of different things. Maybe you even love fruitcake. We don’t judge. What we love, though, is the ugly holiday sweater. Something so bad, it’s great. What if we don’t want to just stop at the sweater though? What if we need to transcend even further into the tackiness?… uh, we mean, greatness. Yeah, greatness!

The R2-D2 Holiday Dress Socks come in a tacky holiday sweater layered pattern featuring one of your favorite astrodroids and the Rebellion symbol on a blue background. Let everyone in the room know that you’re coming in with blasters set to stun, because they won’t be able to turn away. Get the socks that complete the look. Do it for Obi-Wan – you know it’s what he would want. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Product Specifications 

  • R2-D2 Holiday Dress Socks
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • Combines the awesome that is ugly sweaters with dress socks and adds in one of your favorite astrodroids for good measure
  • One size fits most
  • Materials: 35% Jutecell, 57% polyester, 2% spandex, 6% other
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

 

Star Wars Lightsabers Dress Socks:

$24.99

FEEL THE POWER OF THESE DRESS SOCKS

If your sock drawer is monochromatic and looks too much like Hoth, the depths of space, or even Tatooine, it’s time to let the Force be with your feet with these lightsaber duel socks. Depicting Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker battling it out, lightsabers poised to strike, we know how this will end. Fortunately, your limbs are safe. Wear these socks, and you will feel the full support of the Force at your next board meeting. Your devotion to the Light or Dark Side can be kept to yourself, if you so choose.

These socks are black with gray outlines of Luke Skywalker with green lightsaber and Darth Vader with red lightsaber. They are made of polyester, spandex, and other fibers, along with JuteCell, which is eco-friendly, antimicrobial, and has moisture-wicking properties. One size fits most.

Product Specifications 

  • Star Wars Lightsabers Dress Socks
  • Officially-licensed Lucasfilm LTD merchandise
  • A series of lightsaber battles are carried out on your feet and ankles
  • Not lightsaber-proof
  • A perfect gift for the Star Wars fan who likes to keep it on the DL at work
  • Materials: 51% JuteCell, 44% polyester, 1% spandex, 4% other
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported
  • One size fits most (up to men’s size 12)

Captain America Argyle Dress Socks:

$24.99

EVEN CAP’S FEET DON’T STINK!

Captain America stands for truth and justice, even though he naps in Antarctic ice.

Seriously, did you really think he was a Hydra agent? We didn’t either. Cap is so honest that you’d be shocked if he even played Google Pac-Man on company time – much less betrayed his country.

That’s why all loyal patriots should wear the Captain America Argyle Dress Socks under their trousers. Show your boss that you’re true to your word. Show your teacher that you’re honest. Tell all the humans you meet that life doesn’t stink, and thanks to the JuteCell® antimicrobial yarn, your feet won’t stink either.

Product Specifications 

  • Captain America Argyle Dress Socks
  • Officially-licensed Marvel merchandise
  • Moisture-wicking, anti-microbial fabric reduces foot odor
  • Perfect gift for the office mate who can’t take a subtle hint about his foot odor
  • One size fits most, up to men’s size 12
  • Materials: 34% Jutecell®, 58% polyester, 2% spandex, 6% other
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported
  • Includes one pair of socks

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