Fashion: New Watches At ThinkGeek

Check out these new watches we found over at ThinkGeek.

Star Wars Darth Vader Watch:

$39.99

I FIND YOUR LACK OF PROMPTNESS DISTURBING

Next time you feel the call from the light, just look down at your wrist and let your conviction be renewed in the Dark Side of the Force. It’ll help you keep track of time so you’re never late when you have an important meeting with the emperor.

Keep track of all of your Sith appointments with the Star Wars Darth Vader Watch. The band is made of faux leather with a stainless steel case. Just don’t get sand in it. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Product Specifications 

  • Star Wars Darth Vader Watch
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • Black watch with red clock face featuring Darth Vader’s helmet
  • Functions: 3-hand movement
  • Movement: PC21J Japanese
  • Materials: Faux leather band with stainless steel case
  • Imported
  • Batteries: 1 SR626SW button cell (included)
  • Dimensions: 2″ across face
  • Fits wrists from 7″ to 9 1/4″ around
  • Weight: 4 oz.
  • WARNING – SMALL PARTS – Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 

 

Star Wars Jedi Watch:

$39.99

REACH OUT

You feel that!? That slight pressure on your forearm? That’s the Force! Oh, wait – it’s just the watch on your wrist. Close enough, though. This should still help you walk the path of light by helping you keep your appointments that you promised you wouldn’t be late for… again.

Lateness is the path to the Dark Side. Lateness leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads… well it probably stops there if you’re just going to the doctor or something. But let the Jedi help you be on time by keeping track of time with the power of the Force! Or, you know, batteries if you aren’t one with the Force just yet.

Product Specifications 

  • Star Wars Jedi Watch
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • Silver watch with gunmetal clock face featuring Jedi logo
  • Functions: 3-hand movement
  • Movement: PC21J Japanese
  • Materials: Faux leather band with stainless steel case
  • Imported
  • Batteries: 1 SR626SW button cell (included)
  • Dimensions: 2″ across face
  • Fits wrists from 7″ to 9 1/4″ around
  • Weight: 4 oz.
  • WARNING – SMALL PARTS – Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 
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Captain America Shield Watch:

$39.99

NOT MADE OF VIBRANIUM-STEEL ALLOY

Looking for a way to simultaneously support your country while wearing your love for comic books on near your sleeve? Look no further than the Captain America Shield Watch. This watch has red, silver, and blue accents and features Cap’s shield as its face.

Just a warning, though. While Cap’s real shield can deflect bullets, swords, and the occasional space alien, these shields are made of steel and faux leather and are not designed to deflect deadly things. You’ll have to wait until we get vibranium-steel alloy in stock for that. But for now, this watch will make a very patriotic addition to your collection.

Product Specifications 

  • Captain America Shield Watch
  • Officially-licensed Marvel merchandise
  • Look at Cap’s shield every time you need to know the time
  • Note: Unfortunately does not provide year if you’ve been on ice for a while
  • Functions: 3-hand movement
  • Movement: PC21J Japanese
  • Materials: Faux leather band with stainless steel case
  • Imported
  • Batteries: 1 SR626SW button cell (included)
  • Dimensions: 2″ across face
  • Fits wrists from 7″ to 9 1/4″ around
  • Weight: 4 oz.
  • WARNING – SMALL PARTS – Not intended for children under 3 years of age

 

Rick and Morty Portal Watch:

$39.99

AND AWAY WE GO!

Rick: Alright, listen, you two, we froze time for a pretty long time, so when I unfreeze it, the world’s time is gonna be fine, but our time’s gonna need a little time to, you know, stabilize.
Morty: Our time is gonna be unstable? What does that even mean?
– “A Rickle in Time”

Yeah. We don’t know either. However, you should know that Rick and Morty appear to have opened a portal on your wrist. And they seem to be stuck in it, as if someone’s frozen time in the middle of them jumping. However, in your dimension time is clearly moving – you can watch it on this watch while you watch Rick and Morty swirl around endlessly.

Note: Please notify us if Rick and Morty happen to get out of the portal on your wrist.

Product Specifications 

  • Rick and Morty Portal Watch
  • Officially-licensed Rick and Morty merchandise
  • Matte black styling with Rick and Morty second hand
  • Functions: 3-hand movement
  • Movement: PC21J Japanese
  • Materials: Silicone band with stainless steel case
  • Imported
  • Batteries: 1 SR626SW button cell (included)
  • Dimensions: 2″ across face
  • Fits wrists from 7 1/4″ to 9 3/4″ around
  • Weight: 4 oz.
  • WARNING – SMALL PARTS – Not intended for children under 3 years of age. 

 

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