Fashion: These New Leather Sneakers Are Defiantly for the Bold

These new ‘Kitty’ and ‘Unicorn’ leather sneakers we found at ThinkGeek are…… Definitely for the bold haha. Don’t get me wrong there is nothing wrong with them, just a bit too bold for my taste šŸ˜‰ .

 

Unicorn Leather Sneakers:

$179.99

Sizes US5-10

BE THE UNICORN!

We are all for science and facts, but there’s also a place in the human psyche for myths and legends, like the magical unicorn. Whether it’s the ever-elusive unicorn humans have known since antiquity, or the modern unicorn that deploys rainbows and sparkles with abandon (from you-know-where!), we love them both. We celebrate the unicorn because it’s unique and beautiful, and in modern times, because it spreads love and acceptance. And glitter.

These crazy Unicorn Leather Sneakers from the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice feature an iridescent white unicorn, with a dimensional horn, ears, and pink fluffy mane on the tongue. They have pink and gold sparkly outers with a tiny pocket on the outside of each shoe for a 20 dollar bill, a key, or some sparkly confetti. And because that isn’t enough, the stars on the outside are glow-in-the-dark and the hot pink soles have an LED embedded in them that has step-activated rainbow blinking lights at two speeds. Subtle they are not.

Product SpecificationsĀ 

  • Unicorn Leather Sneakers
  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • (Officially named Candy Damsel for our IC collectors)
  • High-top platform trainers with a pink unicorn theme
  • Tongues feature iridescent unicorn head with fuzzy mane and dimensional ears and horn
  • LED light-up soles (step-activated rainbow blinking lights at two speeds)
  • Pink and gold sparkly outer with glow-in-the-dark stars
  • Little tiny pocket on outside of each shoe functions!
  • Fuzzy pink lining with purple hearts and sparkly insole
  • Hot pink rubber sole
  • Materials: Fabric upper with PU accents / fabric lining and rubber sole
  • Platform Height: 1.18″

Note: We know shoes are hard to buy online. If you’re not sure if you got the right size, wear them inside a bit to see if they fit okay. That way the bottoms will stay untouched. DO NOT walk in them on pavement! If you wear them inside for an hour and realize they’re rubbing you the wrong way, literally,Ā return them for a refund or exchangeĀ them for another size. Just to be sure to include all the bits that came with them so another fan can have the same joy you did unboxing them.

 

Kitty Cat Leather Sneakers:

$179.99

Sizes US5-10

CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

We happen to be experts in kitten shoes here. Not kitten heels, mind you. Or shoes FOR cats (Kitten Mittens!). Shoes with a cat theme. Our collection is currently down to half a dozen pairs, so we feel pretty confident in stating that generally cat-themed shoes come in two flavors: cat face on the toe or repeating cat pattern fabric on the shoe.

Irregular Choice, of course, had to do it different. Because different is what they do. These sneakers have tongues that feature a fuzzy grey cat head with pink bow. The outside is made of sparkly pink and black with grey knitted fabric and accents of iridescent faux snakeskin. And because that isn’t enough, the black soles have an LED embedded in them that has step-activated rainbow blinking lights at two speeds. Subtle they are not.

We have one question: Since Irregular Choice is out of the UK, does that make her a British Shorthair? We’ll be here all week, folks.

Product SpecificationsĀ 

  • Kitty Cat Leather Sneakers
  • From the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice
  • (Officially named Candy Jem for our IC collectors)
  • High-top platform trainers with a pink and grey cat theme
  • Tongues feature fuzzy grey cat head with pink bow
  • LED light-up soles (step-activated rainbow blinking lights at two speeds)
  • Sparkly pink and grey outer with iridescent faux snakeskin
  • Little tiny pocket on outside of each shoe functions!
  • Fuzzy pink lining with purple hearts and sparkly insole
  • Black rubber sole
  • Materials: Fabric upper with PU accents / fabric lining and rubber sole
  • Platform Height: 1.18″
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