Here is a fun one for you, not prison that is bad, but pizza that is good. Former inmate and modern Youtuber Lockdown 23and1 share how to make an authentic prison pizza.
The crust of the pizza is made with crushed saltines, Ritz crackers and ramen noodle soup with the addition of hot water. The toppings include tomato sauce, cheese, Slim Jims, pepperoni and pickles. The dough is mixed in a chip bag and rolled out on a board game before going into the microwave for a first run. The toppings are added and after five minutes in the microwave the pizza is done.