Food: Mudder’s Milk/liquid Bread

If you are like me then you loved Firefly, and have always wanted to try some Mudder’s Milk since the first time you saw the episode Jaynestown. Well, you are in luck we adapted our own recipe fromvarious sources and trail and error for you all to enjoy.


Jayne: Mmm. They call it Mudder’s Milk. All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma’s best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol.

Wash: It’s horrific!

Simon: Worked for the Egyptians.

Jayne: What’s that?

Simon: The ancient Egyptians, back on Earth-That-Was. It’s not so different from the ancestral form of beer they fed to the slaves who built their pyramids. Liquid bread. Kept them from starving, and knocked them out at night, so they wouldn’t be inclined to insurrection.

Kaylee: Wow, Simon. That’s so… so historical.

Jayne: [to Simon] Tell me, Lil’ Miss Big Words. You see a pyramid sittin’ out there?

Simon: …No.

Jayne: Neither do I. So here, let me pour you a big frosty mug of “shut-the-hell-up”.


Firefly's Mudder’s Milk

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Total Time: 7 minutes

For a refreshing and hearty drink that can be enjoyed any time of day mix all ingredients and enjoy For the adult version like shown in the Firefly episode, Jaynestown, be sure to add your favorite whiskey.


  • 1/2 Cup Whole Milk
  • 1/2 Cup Plain Greek Yogurt
  • 1 Banana
  • 1/4 Cup Unmilled Oatmeal
  • 1 TBS Protein Powder
  • 2 TBS Honey
  • 2 TSP Cinnamon
  • 1 TSP Nutmeg
  • 2 TBS Peanut butter
  • 1 Shot Choice Whiskey


  1. Mix all ingredients until a thick yet smooth consistency is reached, and enjoy.


For adult version be sure to add the optional whiskey of your choice.

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Jeremiah Fat-Bastard Slack
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