Tech: Boring Company Flamethrower Is For Sale

It appears that you can get your hands on a flamethrower from Elon Musk’s Boring Company for the price of $500. Today he even released a short video of one in action:

Great for roasting nuts 🔥 🥜

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The Boring Company Flamethrower

$500.00
Guaranteed to liven up any party!
World’s safest flamethrower!
-Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)
-Taxes and shipping will be added at checkout
-Additional customs fees may apply for international orders because of laws
-International customers can receive a full refund if not happy with said fees
-Before shipping, aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme for review and acceptance
-Starts shipping in spring
-May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses

The Boring Company Fire Extinguisher

$30.00
Buy an overpriced Boring Company fire extinguisher! You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool sticker and the button is conveniently riiight above.

Don’t do this

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