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Culture: Awesomely G33ky Backpacks

With school just around the corner for lots of people, it is time to check out some new awesomely g33ky backpacks.


Entertainment Earth:

Destiny Starmap Guardian Backpack:

Coming in September 2017


Head out on to the battlefield prepared for anything. This Destiny Starmap Guardian Backpack has a nylon body with an oversized Destiny Guardian Crest emblem print. Secure your stuff inside by fastening the oversized buckle on the Starmap patterned strap. There’s an embroidered Guardian Crest Emblem on the side of the backpack and a padded laptop sleeves fits most 15-inch laptops. The bag measures approximately 16 1/2-inches tall x 13-inches wide x 5-inches long.


Spider-Man Sublimated Backpack:

Coming in August 2017


Keep your belongings safe with Spidey watching over them! This Spider-Man Sublimated Backpack features panel imagery of the classic Spider-Man comic book covers. Made of polyester, the bag measures approximately 12-inches wide x 18-inches tall x 5-inches long.



Batman Patch It Backpack:

Coming in September 2017


Gear up for your next adventure with this customizable bag honoring the Dark Knight! The Batman Patch It Backpack features a simple black design with only a gray scale Batman face adorning it, but includes iron-on 2x patches and 1x pin so you can customize the design however you prefer! The bag is made of Cotton Canvas and measures approximately 12-inches x 17-inches x 5-inches.


Legend of Zelda Link Medieval Backpack:

Coming in August 2017


Whether you’re headed to school or on an adventure to save Hyrule, you’ll need a good pack for your belongings! This bag features a Triforce casted metal badge, metal hardware and buckles, and 2x large main pockets with a separate laptop pocket that fits up to a 15-inch computer. Made of polyester and PU, the Legend of Zelda Link Medieval Backpack measures approximately 18 3/4-inches tall x 12 1/2-inches wide x 8 1/2-inches long.




Mother of Dragons Backpack:



And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?
If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
– George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

You may not be Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have your own plans for world domination. Keep them safe and sound, sheltered under the wing of a dragon in this backpack.

Designed by our friends at Crowded Coop, this Mother of Dragons Backpack is a ThinkGeek exclusive. The flap is a dragon wing. The outside looks like dragon skin, too, only it’s faux leather – no dragons were harmed in the creation of this bag. We promise. It features spiky brass “talon” decoration and a pattern reminiscent of Meereen embossed on the material. The lining looks like the pattern you’d find on a Valyrian steel blade. It basically roars your fierceness. This is not a bag for the faint of heart.

Product Specifications

  • Mother of Dragons Backpack
  • Officially-licensed HBO’s Game of Thrones merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive from our friends at Crowded Coop
  • Dragon wing flap closes with magnetic snap
  • Main compartment folds over and has double zipper closure
  • Two side pockets that zip
  • Adjustable backpack straps
  • Top handle for easy grab-and go action or hanging
  • Lining patterned after a Valyrian steel blade
  • GoT logo subtly embossed on the back
  • Materials: Faux leather with satin polyester lining
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Exterior Dimensions: 13” Tall x 11.5” Wide x 5” Deep
  • 2 Interior Pockets: 4.5” Tall x 4” Wide
  • Interior Padded Laptop Pocket: 12” Tall x 10” Wide
  • Ages 14+



Captain America Canvas Backpack:



Maybe you’re not ready to strap Cap’s shield across your back. We get it. That’s a pretty substantial commitment to your fandom. And also, a shield makes public transportation a lot more complicated.

Opt for something a little more subtle but still in-world with this Captain America Canvas Backpack. It’s denim-colored with all sorts of great details – weathered stencils and patches and rivets and straps that look like leather. It looks like a rucksack you might get in the service, only upon closer inspection it celebrates Captain America and the Avengers. Use it to carry your books to school or to stash goodies you pick up at the farmer’s market. Super soldiers gotta eat their vegetables.

Product Specifications

  • Captain America Canvas Backpack
  • Officially-licensed Marvel Avengers merchandise
  • Perfect for subtle Cap fans
  • Faux leather straps with buckles on the front flap secure with magnetic snaps
  • Weathered flag and Cap’s shield patches
  • Star rivets on front pocket
  • Name tape style patches on the side which read “LIBERTY”, “JUSTICE”, and “HONOR”
  • Worn stenciling which of the Avengers logo + “AVENGERS” and “CAPTAIN AMERICA”
  • Under the flap is a toggle cinch to keep your stuff secure
  • Interior has a zip pocket and lining that’s denim blue with white stars
  • Top handle for grab-and-go action or ease of hanging
  • Vinyl reinforced bottom
  • Materials: Cotton canvas with faux leather details
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Exterior Dimensions: 16″ tall x 12″ wide x 8″ deep
  • Main Compartment: 15″ tall x 11 1/2″ wide x 7″ deep
  • (Note that there’s no padding, so if you’re going to put a tablet or laptop in here, you’ll want to have it in a sleeve)
  • Weight: 2 lbs.
  • WARNING – ENTANGLEMENT HAZARD. Keep away from very young children. Do not place around neck.



Pac-Man x MOJO Life Backpack:



Back in 2008, Pac-Man was the most recognized video game character, according to the Davie Brown Celebrity Index. Pac-Man scored an A, recognized by 94 percent of U.S. consumers. Considering he’s fictional competing on a list against real-life celebrities, we think the yellow guy ain’t doin’ bad for himself.

So you can be pretty sure that most everybody who sees you sporting this backpack will get it. With a screen from Pac-Man printed on the 600 Denier polyester and a gold overlay mimicking Pac-Man’s open jaws, this is a loud shout-out to retro video games and arcades everywhere. It has plenty of pockets for hiding your own personal power pellets, whether they come in the form of water bottles, caffeinated candies, or energy shots. And, of course, it has a padded laptop / tablet sleeve in the main compartment, because we know that in life sometimes the maze gets a little bumpy.

Product Specifications

  • Pac-Man x MOJO Life Backpack
  • Officially-licensed Pac-Man merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive from our friends at Mojo Backpacks
  • Printed with a Pac-Man screen with a gold overlay mimicking Pac-Man’s open jaws
  • Main compartment closes with zipper
  • Includes an interior padded laptop/tablet sleeve
  • 2 side pockets: 1 mesh + 1 zip
  • Document pouch which zips closed has mesh pocket inside
  • Top easy-access section for phone, sunglasses, headphones, and wallet (zipper closure)
  • Padded and adjustable backpack straps
  • Top handle for easy grab-and go action or hanging
  • Reinforced back and bottom panels
  • Materials: Durable water resistant 600 Denier polyester
  • Care Instructions: Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
  • Imported
  • Exterior Dimensions: 17″ tall x 12″ wide x 6″ deep
  • Main Compartment: 16″ tall x 11 1/2″ wide x 5″ deep
  • Document Pouch: 16″ tall x 11 1/2″ wide x 1/2″ deep
  • Laptop/Tablet Sleeve: 11″ wide x 11″ tall (could extend up to 16″ tall since top is open)
  • WARNING – SMALL PARTS & ENTANGLEMENT HAZARD – Not intended for children under 3 years of age.


Emoji Backpack:



Just because school or work can be boring at times doesn’t mean that your backpack (bookbag?) has to be. Gone are the days of boring navy blue or hunter green backpacks with your name stitched into the front or stuffy old briefcases. Hello to this hella cool Emoji Backpack.

This black backpack (say that three times fast) is peppered with fun emoji symbols including cherries, thumbs up, smiley faces, rainbows, shoes, bows, and more. It has bright yellow zippers, colorful rainbow straps, a mesh pocket for a water bottle, inner laptop sleeve, and a zipper front pocket.

Product Specifications

  • Emoji Backpack
  • Black backpack features a wide range of fun and colorful emojis
  • Perfect gift for anyone in need of a backpack, millennial or otherwise
  • Padded and adjustable backpack straps
  • Rainbow lining
  • Top handle for easy grab-and go action or hanging
  • Main compartment closes with double zipper
  • Includes an interior padded laptop/tablet sleeve
  • Materials: Polyethylene foam
  • Imported
  • Exterior Dimensions: 12 1/4″ x 5 1/2″ x 16 1/2″
  • Laptop Sleeve: 11″ wide x 1 1/2″ deep x 10″ tall (could extend up to 16″ tall since top is open)
  • Includes a mesh water bottle holder, padded shoulder straps, inside laptop sleeve, and front zippered pocket


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