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Culture: Show Your G33k Pride With These Impressive Backpacks & Messenger Bags

With school either have just started or starting shortly it is time to get yourself a new g33k bag. Below are just a few of our favorite geek backpacks and messenger bags from Think Geek and Entertainment Earth.

Think Geek:

Halo 5 Spartan Locke Backpack:


If you were happy to get a bit of a breather from Master Chief in Halo 5, this Halo 5 Spartan Locke Backpack is for you. Inspired by Locke’s armor, this backpack has a padded pouch in the interior compartment for your tablet or laptop. It may not be designed to make it through all the craziness that you and Fireteam Osiris have to deal with, but it is pretty dang sturdy and includes an ergonomic padded back panel, ventilated main compartment, and adjustable, shaped, and padded shoulder straps for comfort. Plus, those side pockets will fit a few Type-1 plasma grenades, because you never know when you’re going to need ’em.

Product Specifications 

  • Halo 5 Spartan Locke Backpack
  • Officially-licensed Halo 5 merchandise
  • Comes with an in-game REQ pack code (Halo 5: Guardians game and Xbox Live Gold membership required)
  • Inspired by Spartan Locke’s armor
  • Top handle for easy grab-and-go
  • Ergonomic padded back panel
  • Ventilated main compartment
  • Adjustable, shaped, and padded shoulder straps for comfort
  • Two zipped side pockets
  • Padded interior pouch fits up to a 15″ laptop
  • Interior includes main compartment, padded pouch, and 2 additional open pouches
  • Nice touches – Iridescent blue piping on the front and ONI patch on one of the straps
  • Materials: Nylon, polyester, and polyurethane
  • Care Instructions: Hand wash with damp cloth and mild soap to clean surface stains. Lay flat to dry.
  • Imported
  • Exterior dimensions: 13″ wide x 18″ tall x 5 1/2″ deep
  • Interior Dimensions
    • Main Compartment – 10 1/2″ wide x 16″ tall x 3 1/2″ deep (double zipper closure)
    • Padded Pouch – 10 1/2″ wide x 11 1/2″ tall (open at top so could go up to 14 1/2″) x 1″ deep
  • Weight: .7 lb.
  • Ages 14+

Dragonscale Bag of Holding:


Now you can cram all of your books, pens, and tablets, laptop, not to mention your scrolls, wands, and potions into a single messenger bag that just got a +5 to Charisma! Made from tough textured dragonhide pvc-leather, the Dragonscale Bag of Holding holds just much as our original canvas bag, but tougher, way more stylish, and with that looks-like-dragon-but-didn’t-require-actually-killing-anything vibe.

So next time your party decides to delve into the Underdark, and you’re stuck lugging the loot, don’t worry! We’ve got you covered! Just make sure you try and avoid Varath the Black Dragon – he may not take kindly to your favorite new bag.

Product Specifications

  • Same Bag of Holding, brand new material!
  • Tough PVC “Dragonhide” leather – totally vegan and cruelty free
  • Main padded laptop compartment big enough to hold a 17″ laptop
  • Interior pocket dimensions:
    • Main Padded Laptop Compartment: 16″ x 13.5″ x 1.5″
    • Huge second compartment: 16″ x 13.5″ x 3″
    • Third compartment: 13″ x 10″ x 1″
    • Fourth velcro compartment: 12″ x 7″ x 1″
    • Front zipper pocket: 13″ x 5″
    • Rear Document pocket: 16″ x 10″
  • Sturdy blue-grey pvc-leather, brass zippers and pop-rivet construction
  • d20 badge with “Bag of Holding” proudly printed on the front flap

Boba Fett Mandalorian Armor Backpack:


Looking as cool as Boba Fett is just the beginning. The Boba Fett Mandalorian Armor Backpack is loaded with room to store all your Mandalorian loot. A big main compartment, a padded laptop sleeve AND an additional tablet sleeve, leather-look pouches for all your thermal detonators, two side pockets (we like calling them fuel tanks, because we store cans of soda in ours) – it all adds up to one very useful bag. And nobody, but nobody, bothers you when you walk around wearing your Boba Fett Mandalorian Armor Backpack. Trust us.

Product Specifications

  • Boba Fett Mandalorian Armor Backpack
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • Padded laptop sleeve + additional tablet sleeve lined with soft fabric
  • Padded, adjustable straps with MOLLE-style webbing
  • Padded back with Mandalorian design
  • Fold-top style helps keep stuff dry
  • Two zipped pockets on outside of fold + mesh compartment underneath
  • Top handle for easy grab-and-go
  • MOLLE-style webbing
  • Compression straps
  • 2 small zipped pouches (4″ wide x 3″ tall x 1″ deep), one on each side
  • 2 side pockets for bottles with flap covering and hook & loop closure
  • 2 smaller zipped pouches, one on each bottle pocket
  • Zipped pouch on front (8″ wide x 5″ tall x 1″ deep) with zipped pocket on front
  • 3 leather-look pouches that close with hook & loop for holding all your thermal detonators
  • Organizer inside main compartment
  • Materials: 90% polyester / 10% PU
  • Imported
  • Exterior Dimensions: 13″ wide x 19″ tall x 8″ deep
  • Interior Dimensions
    • Main Compartment: 11 1/2″ wide x 17 1/2″ tall x 6″ deep (closes with double zipper)
    • Padded Laptop Sleeve (inside main): 11″ wide x 12 1/2″ tall (open top so could go up to 16 1/2″)
    • Lined Tablet Sleeve (also inside main): 8″ wide x 8″ tall (open top so could go up to 14″)
  • Weight: 2 lbs.
  • Ages 14+

Assassin’s Creed Laptop Backpack:


The Assassin’s Creed laptop Backpack comes with a large main compartment for storage of even your biggest textbooks and a padded pocket inside to make sure those same books don’t damage that nice laptop of yours. It also comes with two zip up side pockets and four front pockets for your phone and any other accessories, as well as a clear sleeve perfect for any ID you may want to keep handy.

Product Specifications

  • Assassin’s Creed laptop Backpack
  • Officially-licensed Assassin’s Creed merchandise
  • Phone/accessory pockets on front/side
  • Padded and adjustable ergonomic shoulder straps
  • Top handle for grab-and-go convenience
  • Materials: 70% Polyester / 30% PU
  • Care Instructions: Wipe with damp cloth using mild soap.
  • Imported
  • Exterior Dimensions: 19 1/2″ tall x 17″ wide x 7″ deep
  • Main Compartment Dimensions: 17″ tall x 13″ wide x 5″ deep
  • Padded Laptop Sleeve Dimensions: 12 1/2″ tall x 12″ wide x 1″ deep with a hook-and-loop strap to hold laptop nice and snug
  • Weight: 2 lbs.

Entertainment Earth:

Marvel Captain America Vintage Military Army Backpack:


Carry your school stuff in a backpack that looks Marvel-ous! The Marvel Captain America Vintage Military Army Backpack is a must have for fans of Captain America! The backpack is made of canvas and features a vintage military design. Measures about 15-inches tall x 11-inches wide x 5 3/4-inches deep.

Ages 13 and up.

Fallout Vault Tec 111 Armored Backpack:


  • Pack up you gear!
  • Backpack designed after the Vault 111 jumpsuit in Fallout!
  • Includes 2 main zippered compartments and 3 additional pockets.
  • The back is cushioned and the straps are adjustable.

Designed after the Vault 111 jumpsuit, this 19-inch tall x 14-inch wide x 6-inch deep Fallout Vault Tec 111 Armored Backpack includes 2 main zippered compartments and a side zippered pocket, plus side panels with 2 pockets with button clasps, and a cushioned back panel with Vault Boy’s embroidered face. There’s plenty of room for any salvage or upgrades you find along the way! The straps are adjus

Doom U.A.C. Tactical Laptop Backpack:


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  • The Union Aerospace Corporation wants to ensure your safety.
  • Try this U.A.C. approved Tactical Laptop Backpack.
  • Features a main zippered compartment, 2 exterior compartments, and a ladder system for small items.
  • Cushioned back panel and adjustable shoulder straps.

The Union Aerospace Corporation wants to ensure your safety with this U.A.C. approved Tactical Laptop Backpack. Carefully designed with multiple compartments and slots, this backpack might just provide the space you need to save your life! Store your larger items in the main zippered compartment, and choose between 2 exterior compartments for more storage. For your technological needs, place your smart devices in the padded sleeve and secure them with double safety clips. Engineered for both personal and field use, the Doom U.A.C. Tactical Laptop Backpack features a nylon ladder system throughout the surface to hold small items that are essential in the field or at home. Both functional and comfortable, the back panel and adjustable shoulder straps boast high-quality cushioning. U.A.C.’s development and engineering center went to great lengths to provide the best quality for its soldiers and guarantee this U.A.C. Tactical Laptop Backpack will be both essential and effective.

Halo Master Chief Messenger Bag:


Schlep your stuff around like a Spartan Warrior of the USMC! This Halo Master Chief Messenger Bag looks just like the advanced armor that the Spartans ofHalo wear. Complete with an adjustable strap and under flap pockets for extra storage, the messenger bag can fit up to a 15-inch laptop. Plus, the messenger bag even comes with a Halo 5 REQ pack downloadable content code! Ages 13 and up. Bag measures 19 1/2-inches long x 14 1/2-inches tall x 5 1/2-inches wide.


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