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Fashion: Get Ready For Summer With These New Board Shorts

Who else is ready for a nice warm summer? Well, ThinkGeek has you covered with some new board shorts.

 

Legend of Zelda Board Shorts:

$39.99

Sizes S-3X

YOU GOT ZORA’S FLIPPERS!

Even when it’s raining, you have to admit the scenery in Breath of the Wild is just stunning. Great-Bit Arcade has put together this compilation of relaxing beaches in BotW, which is excellent to bookmark if you occasionally need a short break from real life, complete with steel drums.

But occasionally you may convince the powers-that-be that you need an ACTUAL vacation, not an imaginary one. and we can help you with that, too! Take these Legend of Zelda Board Shorts, because it’s dangerous to go skinnydipping. (Trust us. Even your grandma has social media.) Perfect for a day by the pool or a quick dip in Lake Hylia, these will let you show off your love of LoZ while maintaining a healthy level of vitamin D.

Product Specifications

  • Legend of Zelda Board Shorts
  • Officially-licensed The Legend of Zelda merchandise
  • Hunter green decorated with yellow gold Wingcrests and Link’s sword and shield
  • Waist closes with hook-and-loop and drawstring
  • Hook-and-loop closure on fly
  • Right hip pocket with metal grommet for drainage and flap with hook-and-loop closure
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

 

Star Wars Darth Duality Lounge Shorts:

$19.99

Sizes S-2X

THE LIGHT AND THE DARK

The Jedi and the Sith have had quite the… tense relationship. By that we mean please don’t leave them in a room alone together. Or a forest. Maybe if they’re comfy enough outwardly they won’t have to do a bunch of flips and clash sabers. Just get Darth some comfy shorts and maybe he’ll try and talk it out with Obi-Wan over a cup of coffee instead of a duel to the death.

Forget your loyalties to the light or dark while you get comfy. Red lounge shorts with two pockets and an adjustable drawstring. Design features the helmets of Darth and a Stormtrooper with the Imperial and Star Wars logo in half black and half white.

Product Specifications

  • Star Wars Darth Duality Lounge Shorts
  • Officially-licensed Star Wars merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Red lounge shorts featuring a black and white duality Star Wars and Empire logo alongside Darth Vader and Stormtrooper helmet
  • Two pockets
  • Elastic waistband and adjustable drawstrings on waist
  • Single button in front
  • Materials: 100% cotton
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

 

Deadpool Uniform Board Shorts:

$39.99

Sizes S-3X

NOT THAT KIND OF POOL

You know, you’re supposed to wait at least 30 minutes after eating before going into the water, but we held to that rule, Deadpool would never be able to swim. After all, he’s on that strict taco-every-15-minutes diet. Makes more bubbles in the pool. Plus, he’s never been much for rules….

Don these Deadpool Uniform Board Shorts and thumb your nose at authority. With these on, nobody’s going to be surprised if you’re running by the pool or bringing glass containers onto the beach, you rebel. Of course, those actions still might get you kicked out so if you care, you might dial it back a notch. Not everybody can be the Merc with the Mouth full-time. Thankfully.

Product Specifications 

  • Deadpool Uniform Board Shorts
  • Officially-licensed Marvel merchandise
  • Red with black accents and a Deadpool patch face on the left leg
  • Waist closes with hook-and-loop and drawstring
  • Hook-and-loop closure on fly
  • Two back pockets with mesh lining and flap with snap closure
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

 

Captain America Board Shorts:

$39.99

Sizes S-3X

SUIT UP!

You know, Cap spends a decent amount of time in and around water. It may not always be liquid, though. We recommend against spending 70 years on ice in these. Well, honestly, we recommend against spending 70 years on ice, period. These trunks are just incidental.

Dive into the deep end of your alter ego with these Captain America Board Shorts. They’re a bright blue with red and white stripes, and Cap’s shield on the left leg. They have two back pockets with mesh lining and flap with snap closure because a Boy Scout is always prepared. So get out there and do good! Or at least wrestle the watermelon up from the bottom of the pool. That’s pretty super.

Product Specifications 

  • Captain America Board Shorts
  • Officially-licensed Marvel merchandise
  • Blue with red and white accents and Cap’s shield on the left leg
  • Waist closes with hook-and-loop and drawstring
  • Hook-and-loop closure on fly
  • Side pockets
  • Two back pockets with mesh lining and flap with snap closure
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

 

Super Mario Board Shorts:

$39.99

Sizes S-3X

AVAILABLE IN THE SAND KINGDOM AND AT THINKGEEK!

Yep. Mario has nipples. And now with ThinkGeek’s help you can take part in the the Nipple% speedrun IRL. Yours is probably going to take a little longer than 10 minutes from clicking Buy Now to shirtless in Super Mario Board Shorts, though. We haven’t gotten our teleportation devices at the warehouse up to speed yet. They still occasionally turn products into a pile of bananas. We think Timmy might have been monkeying with the backend code.

“Mario, you’ve defeated Bowser again, what will you do now?” Point the way to a vacation of rest and recuperation with these Super Mario Board Shorts. They’re perfect for relaxing by the pool or swimming in Lake Kingdom. Just don’t forget to pack your 3DS. Wouldn’t wanna get bored.

Product Specifications 

  • Super Mario Board Shorts
  • Officially-licensed Super Mario Bros. merchandise
  • Bright blue with red accents and Mario’s face on the left leg
  • Waist closes with hook-and-loop and drawstring
  • Hook-and-loop closure on fly
  • Right hip pocket with metal grommet for drainage and flap with hook-and-loop closure
  • Materials: 100% polyester
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

 

Shark Attack Board Shorts:

$39.99

Sizes S-3X

EVERYBODY OUTTA THE WATER!

Ahhh, the beach. The waves crashing. Your toes in the sand. It’s the perfect way to relax. To think of nothing except the dime-store novel you have with you along with your SPF 900. Unless, of course, it’s a Peter Benchley novel. In which case, your mileage may vary.

You know the Earth Day every day movement? We’re here to make “Shark Week every week” a thing. And with these board shorts, you can be a part of that. They’re covered with circling shark fins and one large gaping shark maw, ready to eat you or get its molars looked at by the sharkdentist. (No, sharks don’t have molars.They also don’t get cavities. TL;DR: the surface of their teeth is fluoride, and they shed them constantly.)

Product Specifications 

  • Shark Attack Board Shorts
  • A ThinkGeek exclusive
  • Ombre grey and blue knee-length board shorts with one big open shark jaw and lots of fins in the water
  • Waist closes with drawstring
  • Hook-and-loop closure on fly
  • Left hip pocket with metal grommet for drainage and flap with hook-and-loop closure
  • Materials: 92% polyester / 8% spandex
  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

 

 

 

 

 

 

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