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“Daily Bugle” Viral Campaign Update!

As part of  The Aamazing Spider-Man 2 viral campaign, The Daily Bugle has put out it’s newest copy with a interview with Spencer Smythe. In the spirit of the Newspaper, we went ahead and created you a mock up of the info:

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Actual quoted interview:

OsCorp Industries wants to usher in an age of robotics, and has pumped piles of cash into robotics research. My interview mission? Pry some secrets out of OsCorp’s Head Engineer, Spencer Smythe. 

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DB: Can you summarize your recent work in one word?

Smythe: Mobility.

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DB: Elaborate, please.

Smythe: If you wanted an elaborate answer, why did you ask for a single word?

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DB: Tell me something no one else knows about your research.

Smythe: We have made significant breakthroughs in the field of manned flight technology, fluidity of movement, speed and dexterity evinced by our larger robotic devices.

DB: Hardware or software?

Smythe: Both. One feeds the other. Better machines with enhanced artificial intelligence networks making informed, logical choices at greater speeds. Better bodies and better brains.

DB: And how do you see this being commercially applied?

Smythe (laughing): I don’t do marketing. Engineering innovation doesn’t result from a focus on revenue. 

DB: There are rumors the NYPD is interested.

Smythe: Well, if you want to catch the right fly, you have to spin the right web.

DB: Very clever. One last thing, how is it working with your son?

Smythe: Alistair is a brilliant young engineer and I’m thrilled to see his career develop. I’d better watch my back or he’ll have my job before too long! 

DB: Domo arigato.

Source:

The Daily Bugle

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