Star Wars

Portal Gets a Board Game

Portal was a triumph. Valve marked it as a huge success, and the fact that you immediately recognized that I’m referencing the song “Still Alive” from that game means you’re either a fan as well, or it’s become such a large part of our collective consciousness that you know the song anyways. Well, while there’s no news about Portal 3 yet, we have something just as good: a Portal board game.


Nerdapproved reported on a tabletop game from Cryptozoic, titled “Portal: Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game.” It’s played with 2-4 people, featuring pieces such as the test subjects, companion cube, and of course, the cake.

And the first one of you to say it’s a lie will get a turret to the face.

The idea originated from Valve, which worked on the game before presenting it to Cryptozoic. Very little changes were needed before it was ready for release. It’s designed to be enjoyable as a game on its own, not just as a little treat to fans of the Portal games, so those who haven’t played the games can still enjoy it.

Save 20 on all pre-order statues at!

That said, there are few things that cannot be improved with GLaDOS and Wheatley.

While all we have so far is a single image of the game, we can look forward to learning more about it when it gets released.

100% Awesome Official Dr Who Merchandise

About rpleasant

A would-be writer, who enjoys living the geek life and indulging in comics, cosplay, anime, and more. He hopes to one day have something created that other people can enjoy and review, but until then continues to work on various projects such as parodies and short stories.

Check Also

Candlekeep Mysteries Coming to Dungeons & Dragons

Wizards of the Coast has announced a new adventure collection coming to Dungeons & Dragons: …

SuperHeroStuff - Shop Comics Now!